The Rot in Biden’s Brain
By Prioleau Alexander
Oh, what a wicked web reality and time can weave.
We cannot run from it, as it matches our stride. We can’t fight it, as we too are caught in the web. Time and reality team up to ensure life is—as the song says—an hourglass, glued to the table.
Clearly, time and reality caught up with President Biden a couple weeks ago. To use a metaphor, Biden donned a symbolic NYPD police officer’s uniform… and time and reality showed up in the form of six illegal aliens with clubs in their hands.
All symbolism aside (but reality remaining in the discussion), special counsel Robert K Hur—appointed to investigate Biden’s illegal handling of classified document—decided not to pursue charges.
“Hurray!” declared the Democrats.
“Why?” asked the Republicans.
Reality… enter stage right:
The ugly truth is that the decision not to press charges came after the special counsel concluded that the President of the Untied State was a “well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory” and had “diminished faculties in advancing age.”
Continuing, the report says, Mr Hur wrote, “It would be difficult to convince a jury that they should convict him — by then a former president well into his 80s — of a serious felony that requires a mental state of willfulness.”
It continues, and gets worse: “He did not remember when he was vice president, forgetting on the first day of the interview when his term ended (‘if it was 2013 — when did I stop being vice president?’), and forgetting on the second day of the interview when his term began (‘in 2009, am I still vice president?’),” the report said. “He did not remember, even within several years, when his son Beau died.”
But, he’s perfectly fit to sleep while his trolls auto-sign pardons for literal traitors to our country.
After the release of the report, the administration went into DEFCON 6, and the on-call witch doctor rushed in to inject the President’s Adderall/Meth cocktail, after which they pushed Biden out onto the stage for an emergency press conference… to clarify his mental acuity.
His delivery was sharper that a diamond cutter, addressing such critical issues the division between the Red and Green states, and importance of taking steps regarding Roe v War.
The really cool part was when he inadvertently spilled the beans on a new technology, by demanding Mexico open its gates to allow humanitarian aid into Gaza.
Do you realize what this means?
That’s right—Star Trek teleportation has been perfected! Word on the street is that Al Gore invented it.
Using BidenTrans™ the humanitarian aid will simply drive through a Mexican gate, and into Gaza. Sure, there may be a few language and cultural barriers, but they won’t last long. In short order I can see the Palestinians pounding tequila and munching on ham tacos, while the Mexicans will be chewing khat and beheading Muslims who invite them to Man-love Thursday.
Reality check: Biden’s dementia isn’t really that big of a deal. Joe Biden isn’t in charge of anything more important than his bedtime. The hilarious thing is that the vapid trolls—who wet their beds while commenting on my articles—are so ensconced in “Pretend World,” they believe he’s still actively involved in serving as President.
The truth—which would give liberals comfort if they weren’t so stupid—is Barack Obama is the defacto President, and has the usual suspects as his staff of “experts” to offer advice. Joe Biden isn’t even consulted on things of serious importance—Jill hides from him the pointlessness of his existence, because she wants four more years in the White House… elder abuse be damned.
At this point, Joe is like a child—excited to get ice cream, and helicopter rides, and maintain a schedule designed around his naps, moods, and time to make doodoo.
The DNC is in a panic, because Joe is getting worse, not better. He is not mentally fit to debate Trump, thus his choices are a) Step on the stage and make a global fool of himself. b) Simply refuse.
If even the lowest information voters hear Biden won’t debate Trump, it will cripple him. But, truth be known, he might be so crippled now you can’t cripple him anymore, lest you amputate.
If I had to guess, I’ll bet we’ll see one of the biggest ad buys in history, with Trump’s voice reading the words of the Hur report. How would Joe respond?
“Izzz just politics azz u… u…usu… oh, you know the thing!”
It’s endlessly amusing to me that those living in the Pretend World are so cemented into the Leftist lock-step, that they can’t even bring themselves to say the words, “Joe is unfit to manage an ice cream shop.” The worst criticism I’ve heard is “He’s not at his best, but Orange Man, Orange Man, Orange Man.”
The idea of stating the obvious is Liberal kryptonite. They can’t do so without being issued their talking points by Whoopie and Rachel Maddow.
Let’s do an experiment: Let’s get one of the libtards, who will be boo-hooing in the comments below, to fill in this blank, and admit their ability to be wrong:
I got the first two government ordered vaccines, but I haven’t gotten the 3rd booster being pushed by the government because ___________.
In reality, 98% of the entire freaking nation has refused the new booster. Literally, 98%. No celebrities cheerleading the poison. No CNN shills shrieking, “The Unvaxxed are killing people!” Not even the President saying, “Uhh… we invented this. It’s good. You should allow some nurse’s assistant to inject it into your body.”
Nothing. In fact, hundreds of thousands—if not millions—of people are being re-hired by companies who fired them for refusing the vax.
It’s okay to be wrong sometimes. Here, let me lead by example: I was wrong to support the invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan. I was wrong as a young man to think the Military/Industrial complex wasn’t an existential threat to America, and Congress supports perpetual war. Most recently, I was wrong thinking Big Pharma wouldn’t literally murder people to make more money. I was naive, and mislead.
I could go on, but changing your mind after critically thinking through an issue is a grown-up thing… actually analyzing facts, and looking at evidence, and believing what’s happening in front of your face.
I’m curious how many libs will be willing to say, “Joe is suffering from dementia, and is unfit to make the decisions he was elected to make. Despite this, I like the policy decisions being made by those actually in charge behind the scenes… and I plan to vote for those policies, even if it means Biden having to slur his way through meetings with hostile world-leaders.”
Once again, let me offer a layup to help you: I acknowledge Trump is a complete dick. He is a narcissist, and uses playground-level insults to anyone who even disagrees with him. I am horrified by some of the crap that he says. However, I like his policies on the border, trade deals, lower taxes, and America coming first. America was economically better when he was in charge, and unemployment among minorities was the lowest in history. He made the forgotten man feel noticed. We were involved in no new wars. So, despite his total-jerk personality, I plan to vote for his policies.
An easy way to end this op/ed would be to say libs to write, “In his current mental state, would you trust Joe Biden with the retirement money you’ve saved?”
But the answer, of course, is… yes! If I could buy shares in Joe/Hunter Enterprises™, I’d dump every cent into it, and margin that bitch as far as they’d extend me credit. Their returns on investment make Warren Buffett look like a day-trader meth-addicted retard working out of his mom’s basement.
Indeed, Joe is good at one thing, but running the free world ain’t it.