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We Should Have a Civil War, but…

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Typing for Beer Money
Apr 27, 2026
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By Prioleau Alexander

America will never have a civil war, because the nation is too big, and Red and Blue citizens live next door to each other. A hot civil war would look like the Battle of Hue City…

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